Thursday may well go down as one of the worst days in history for the rabid Trump haters in Hollywood who have been clinging to the hope that special counsel Robert Meuller would reverse the results of the 2016 election.
When Hillary lost, Tinsel Town was rocked as never before and once narcissistic, unhinged celebs came to the realization that Trump’s surprise victory deprived them of years of invites to swanky parties at the Clinton White House, their despair hardened into something dark and deranged.
It was in the great Russian conspiracy hoax that they sought refuge and in Mueller, they found their avenging angel who would set things right by dispatching with the infidel who was more interested with restoring American greatness than schmoozing with celebs.
But Mueller didn’t deliver as anticipated and local shrinks must be clicking their heels if they are monitoring Twitter for the epic meltdown as well as continued denial that Trump has been exonerated.
— ROSIE (@Rosie) April 18, 2019
Stars didn’t take kindly to Attorney General William Barr and his release of a redacted report from Special Counsel Robert Mueller.
On Thursday, Barr claimed in a contentious press conference that Mueller found no evidence of collusion between members of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign and the Russians during the 2016 election.
“After nearly two years of investigation, thousands of subpoenas, and hundreds of warrants and witness interviews, the Special Counsel confirmed that the Russian government-sponsored efforts to illegally interfere with the 2016 presidential election but did not find that the Trump campaign or other Americans colluded in those schemes,” Barr said, adding that Americans “should be grateful” for the findings.
Celebrities went wild at both the report’s release and Barr’s proclamations.
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The reactions varied from cries of a coverup to contempt for Attorney General William Barr to salivating over an impeachment that isn’t going to happen no matter how many Twitter tantrums that they throw between now and next November.
Prima Facie: Trump is guilty as hell.
— Rob Reiner (@robreiner) April 18, 2019
The media should be ashamed of themselves for flogging this crap from Barr and the WH. It’s going to be a big fat nothing. Deceit, evasion, and dissimulation. The same old thing we’ve had for the last two years. WE PAID FOR THIS REPORT! SHOW US THE UNREDACTED REPORT!!
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) April 18, 2019
Regardless of what Barr says, it seems like President Trump is completely Page 290’d. pic.twitter.com/BEnXfNOQwx
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) April 18, 2019
Look folks, we can still have a sense of humor while dealing with Orange Dumbass. I have many other items where you can take your anger and have a giggle at the same time. Go to https://t.co/UySm4K9Jiv to check them out. pic.twitter.com/UPYInERtkp
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) April 18, 2019
There is nothing pretty about desperation and these people are getting pretty desperate.
The only thing that could possibly be worse will be Trump’s reelection so Hollywood-Beverly Hills suicide crisis hotlines had better start planning in advance to adequately staff their offices for the first week of November in 2020.